Top 5 Punny Halloween T-Shirts

Top 5 Punny Halloween T-Shirts
Top 5 Punny Halloween T-Shirts

The thought of dressing up for Halloween is often the scariest part of the whole thing. That’s why this year, we’re ditching the intricate costumes for low-key Halloween t-shirts that don’t involve scrubbing a layer of skin off our faces at 2am. Here are our top 5, based on the quality of their pun, and how good they look tucked into a midi skirt.

Halloween Happy Hour

This slogan tee is the perfect accompaniment to your Halloween pub plans. Think happy hour, but spookier. Just add a Bloody Mary or two to finish.

Model wears halloween slogan tee lets get boo-zy
Let’s Get Boozy Tee

Ghoul’s Night In

We’re not sure this is what Cyndi Lauper was singing about, but ghouls want to have fun too. Dress for the night you want in this tee because girl or ghoul, we know you’re here for a good time.

Model wears Halloween slogan tee Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun
Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun Tee

Witching Hour

Whether it’s the morning commute, or you’re hangry at 11am, we’re all guilty of walking around with faces like thunder. This Halloween, work it into your aesthetic with this Resting Witch Face tee.

Model wears halloween slogan tee Resting Witch Face
Resting Witch Face Tee


This tee is more Casper The Friendly Ghost than Nightmare On Elm Street, and we love it. Time to put the ‘boo’ in boobies this Halloween.

Model wears halloween slogan tee Boo-Bies
Boo-Bies slogan tee

Totally Witchin’

Pop culture and Halloween go together like trick or treat, as this tee perfectly demonstrates. Just because it’s Halloween, doesn’t mean we’re going to stop quoting the song of the year.

Model wears halloween slogan tee Turns Our I'm 100% That Witch
100% That Witch Tee


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